"Teacha Crajy?"

This is what teachers are really thinking. Not for those who believe that every child is special.

annadoeskorea said: Ok, buy that co-worker some daiso headphones. Smile and tell them that you noticed that they didn’t have any so you bought them a present. If they don’t use them, ask them if they lost the present you gave them. I think daiso headphones are like 3000

He.  Has.  Headphones.
He does not use them.  

Will murder

annadoeskorea said: I was in Angel In Us the other day and I’m not joking, one GROWN WOMAN was aegyoing so hard I struggled at first to discern whether or not she had some kind of mental disability. Turns out she was just infantilizing herself for her date <3

I mean, I like infantilizing myself for my date as much as the next girl, but keep it subtle, right?  Men want you to sound 13, not 5! :((((((((((((((((((

OMG it’s happening again.  Again with the watching of the cellphone videos without head phones in a shared office.  How many fucking times are you going to watch videos of your grandson at full volume?  Seriously.  Retire.  Get the fuck out of here.

Some days the kids girls who put on overly cutesy voices really really get to me.  Those days are called Mondays.

yeezytaughtme:

  1. love yourself like kanye loves himself
  2. believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself 
  3. know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit

Dude if everyone followed this advice we’d be surrounded by self-obsessed, delusional, mediocre idiots all the time.  The vast majority of people on this Earth are not Kanye West.  Actually, most people aren’t even really special.  Doubt yourself at least a bit, if only to stay motivated and working toward something.

(via oh-my-siren)

I want to apologize for last night’s post…

It was conceited of me to pretend that I had any haters.

tashaalice said: but how can you possibly eat so much without feeling sick!

You share it with the most beautiful woman that nature ever saw fit to create.

Cheat day part quatre

cheese 떡볶이, 양념/fried chicken, soju, asahi, OB, 밤 막걸리, fierro roche chocolates.  For the goddamn win.  NO GUILT.  I am totally drunk.  Tomorrow going back to goddamn beans lentils lean chicken breast spinach and broccoli.  I’m gonna look effing grate and haters can shift on over to the leffffffft!

Cheat Day part trois

비빔 국수, 잔치 국수 (not my idea), Dunkin Donuts chocolate glazed, bavarian cream, americano (not actually a cheat, but so good with doughnuts!).  Stay tuned for more!

Cheat Day part deux

Domino’s bacon cheddar pizza with extra bacon fried up on the stove.  Garlic sauce, basil, and hot sauce.  Indica IPA.   NO GUILT!!!!

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